15 Funny Jokes for Kids: Knock Knock and More Silly Jokes

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My son has been on a knock knock joke kick for the past few months. His most recent…

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don’t know, why? Because his butt fell off.”

What?! Uh, ok.

When MJ tells jokes, we know what we’re gonna get. They hardly ever make sense, but we laugh along with him and tell a joke of our own to make him laugh, too. Here are a few fun and clean jokes for kids. Share them with your children and have a laugh!

 

Knock Knock Jokes:

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, a cow says Mooooo!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo Who? Awww, don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch Who? Bless you!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive Who? Olive you with all of my heart

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce Who? Lettuce in! it’s cold out here!

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Baby Bee. Baby Bee who? Baby bee a doll and bring me a snack.

 

Laughable Puns

What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear!

When does it rain money?
When there is change in the weather.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

What are the strongest days of the week? 
Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday.

Why can’t a dalmation hide?
Because it’s always spotted!

Why didn’t the teddy bear finish his supper?
Because he was already stuffed.

How do you get a peanut to laugh?
You crack it up.

How do you fix a broken jack o’lantern? 
You use a pumpkin patch.

 

Know anymore hilarious kids jokes? Please share your favorites in the comments!

 

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Comments

  1. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese! My kids tell the same kind of so-bizarre-you-have-to-laugh jokes. Thank you for sharing!

  2. Cooldude says:

    Where does a Easter Bunny get his breakfast?
    A: IHOP

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  4. Which is faster heat or cold? Heat because you can catch a cold.

  5. What end do ghost live on? The dead end.

  6. kaka

  7. ahmadsalame says:

    why did the did cross the did to get to the other did.

  8. Aw, this was a really nice post. Finding the time
    and actual effort to create a top notch article… but
    what can I say… I put things off a whole lot and don’t seem to get anything done.

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